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The Absurd Roleplay

October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2021
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2021 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on June 3rd, 2019 at 5:22pm Edited on 2019/06/03 at 5:33pm
Posted 2019/06/03 at 5:22pm Edited 2019/06/03 at 5:33pm
#1
This is dead right? WHO CARES IT AINT DEAD TO ME

Rockman Shadow feels whispers in his ear...

Suddenly, Rockman Shadow feels...the power of shadow rise in him

Rockman Shadow has been possessed by the evil energy!

Wow....I didn't think that would work...

Compass Man looks at Mighty...

You feel the darkness (*thinking to himself* god this is cheesy...) within you growing...

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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on June 3rd, 2019 at 5:36pm Edited on 2019/06/03 at 5:38pm
Posted 2019/06/03 at 5:36pm Edited 2019/06/03 at 5:38pm
#2
Suddenly, Parallel Aeon 1 teleports to Rockman Shadow's location!

 Hey man, I was wondering about the 7th Super Gear and how I'm going to obtain it. Only problem, someone KIDNA absorbedd it into their system, and I gotta get it back.
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Posted on June 5th, 2019 at 1:15pm Edited on 2019/06/05 at 1:21pm
Posted 2019/06/05 at 1:15pm Edited 2019/06/05 at 1:21pm
#3
...

Yeah, no.

Mighty uses the Punch of Justice™ on Rockman Shadow!

Now Rockman Shadow is covered in justice-flavoured punch.
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on June 5th, 2019 at 1:52pm Edited on 2019/06/05 at 2:12pm
Posted 2019/06/05 at 1:52pm Edited 2019/06/05 at 2:12pm
#4
Mole Rush deals 17 Damage! 21 Damage! Miss! (Total: 38)

Ha! The mere thought you came this far is laughable!

Turbo Black attacks the team with Skull Wheel!
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Turbo Black
HP: 223/282 | ATK: 366 | DEF: 189 | SPD: 363
Finally... I found one of them.

A figure, seemingly the Duo of King Wily's universe, emerges!

If you think you can corrupt this multiverse, then you are wrong. Prepare for your extermination!

The Duo recolor charges at Rockman Shadow with a fist shrouded in Justice Energy!
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on June 5th, 2019 at 2:28pm Edited on 2019/06/05 at 3:21pm
Posted 2019/06/05 at 2:28pm Edited 2019/06/05 at 3:21pm
#5
The Letter L senses plot somewhere and starts making his way to there!
Compass Man fuses with Rockman Shadow again real quick, before he is hit by the fist!

AAAUGHH...GOD! MY F*CKING SPINE

Rockman Shadow collapses!

The Letter L sees this madness in the horizon,also seeing a blur. They immediately rush over.

The Blur turns out to be...Quick Demon?

Nice job, assholes,you mutilated his spine...we've already been set back a lot... Oh...and quick thing. That Justice energy won't do crap. Let me tell you a little secret...This "Evil Energy" is just a placebo affect. People who have been or feel evil will THINK there "Inner Evil" is brought up. That's why it worked with Rockman Shadow, he doesn't trust himself. As for me? Heh heh...well...it's all just a big plan. The conquest is just basically what OUR plan is!

Letter L makes it over, but glows...?
Toad Satan separates from L!

IT'S ALL FALLING INTO PLACE!

...WELL SHIT!

Quick Demon transports Rockman Shadow to Trio and (Dark) Duo's teaparty, and returns in seconds, challenging whoever the hell is here with his partner, Toad Satan!
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on June 5th, 2019 at 3:11pm Edited on 2019/06/05 at 3:26pm
Posted 2019/06/05 at 3:11pm Edited 2019/06/05 at 3:26pm
#6
You really think my intention was to cure him? I already KNEW that Evil Energy you guys were using leaves a permanent mark. My intention... Was to DESTROY him. And now, it is to destroy YOU, find out where you took him, finish the job, and continue my mission to destroy your army of darkness!

Suddenly, the Duo recolor's power rises!

HEAR ME, VILE FIENDS OF DARKNESS! MY NAME IS AETHER THE PURE! AND I WILL STOP AT NOTHING UNTIL ALL DARKNESS AND EVIL IN THE OMNIVERSE IS DESTROYED!

Aether summons down a light-based Astro Crush against Quick Demon and Toad Satan, all without the negative effects on Attack stats!
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on June 5th, 2019 at 3:20pm
Posted 2019/06/05 at 3:20pm
#7
(The only time I’ll post on this thread)
The meteors were punched in half
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on June 5th, 2019 at 3:22pm Edited on 2019/06/05 at 3:34pm
Posted 2019/06/05 at 3:22pm Edited 2019/06/05 at 3:34pm
#8
Well that's an over reaction...

Toad Satan Summons a rain flush, while Quick Demon just dodges everything!

But before anything else, shenanigans happen!Suddenly everyone mostly active and aren't busy ish are teleported to the area!

You may all be wondering why you are here...the reason is simple. For my amusement and also to murder you all, I've set up a tournament!...well...more of a Gauntlet really...anyways...prepare for your first opponent! FEEL THE CHAOS!

CHAOS CHAOS! PREPARE FOR YOUR DEMISE!

It's Jevil, so you probably already know he used Neo Chaos.
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on June 5th, 2019 at 3:44pm
Posted 2019/06/05 at 3:44pm
#9
Aether catches the Neo Chaos with his hand.

So, you're Jevil? ...You say you can do anything, correct?
...You're not the only one.

Aether crushes the Neo Chaos attack into nothing and then charges at Jevil, punching him at full force!
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j
 
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Posted on June 6th, 2019 at 8:46am
Posted 2019/06/06 at 8:46am
#10
Mighty is sitting about 10 feet away from the action on a couch, watching and eating popcorn.

This is intense!
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on June 6th, 2019 at 2:22pm
Posted 2019/06/06 at 2:22pm
#11
Jevil's head is knocked away....wel...a lot, and springs back...smashing into L and sending him...well...pretty far.

Panny wakes up from a nap he was taking and wonders what the heck happened.

L starts making his way back,
Dos Man throws Shark Boomerangs!

Jevil summons his Carousal...thing...
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on June 6th, 2019 at 4:15pm Edited on 2019/06/06 at 5:16pm
Posted 2019/06/06 at 4:15pm Edited 2019/06/06 at 5:16pm
#12
The attack was dodged!
Collateral Aeon takes 5 Damage from the Poison!
Collateral Aeon decides to try and spook the hell out of Turbo Black!

 Hey man, check out this video I found on the web.

Collateral Aeon pulls out a phone, and shows Turbo Black a video. At first, there's nothing on screen, but after about 7 seconds and at max volume...!



Drill Mole and Beetle Borg attack!

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 Collateral Aeon (Water Mode) | (Poisoned) | Level 10 | Health: 130/200 | ATK: 186 (150 + 36) | DEF: 302 (150 + 152) | SPE: 190 (150 + 40)
beetle-borg Beetle Borg | Level: 4 | Health: 43/50 | ATK: 40 (30 + 10) | DEF: 85 (75 + 10) | SPE: 105 (95 + 10)
drill-mole Drill Mole | (Poisoned) | Level 4 | Health: 1/45 (DANGER!) | ATK: 115 (105 + 10) | DEF: 50 (40 + 10) | SPE: 80 (70 + 10)
Suddenly, Parallel Aeon 1 comes out of nowhere and tries to deck Jevil in the face!

 Alright then, mister "do-it-all", if you can supposedly do literally anything, then create a boulder so heavy that even YOU can't lift it. Either way, there's no such thing as TRUE omnipotence.

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 Parallel Aeon 1 | Level: 70 Health: 97,000/97,000 | ATK: 1340 | DEF: 1700 | SPE: 1400
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on June 6th, 2019 at 5:22pm
Posted 2019/06/06 at 5:22pm
#13
Turbo Black was spooked out of his wits! His Attack is lowered! His Speed is raised!
Beetle Borg deals 21 Damage!
Drill Mole deals 26 Damage!

GAH! Just because I don't have a heart, doesn't give you the right to try and give me a heart attack!

Turbo Black aims more Skull Wheels at Drill Mole, but the attacks are a little shaky due to his similar state...

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Turbo Black
HP: 176/282 | ATK: 293 v | DEF: 189 | SPD: 436 ^
Aether takes the opportunity of Parallel Aeon 1 punching Jevil to grab Jevil by his neck... spring... thing.

Indeed, let's truly put to the test whether or not you could do anything, you vile little gremlin. Let's start... By seeing what you can do without that head of yours.

Aether proceeds to try and rip off Jevil's head!
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ARandomInternetDud
 
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Posted on June 7th, 2019 at 1:25am
Posted 2019/06/07 at 1:25am
#14
bass Bass falls from the sky saying:"Wait this isn't Minecraft Hunger Games!"
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RotomSlashBlast
 
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Posted on June 9th, 2019 at 4:12pm Edited on 2019/06/09 at 4:13pm
Posted 2019/06/09 at 4:12pm Edited 2019/06/09 at 4:13pm
#15
Drill Mole takes 18 damage! Drill Mole was rekt!
Collateral Aeon takes 5 Damage from the Poison!

Collateral Aeon casts Healing Tide on Drill Mole! Drill Mole was revived!
Beetle Borg guards.

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 Collateral Aeon (Water Mode) | (Poisoned) | Level 10 | Health: 125/200 | ATK: 186 (150 + 36) | DEF: 302 (150 + 152) | SPE: 190 (150 + 40)
beetle-borg Beetle Borg | Level: 4 | Health: 43/50 | ATK: 40 (30 + 10) | DEF: 85 (75 + 10) | SPE: 105 (95 + 10)
drill-mole Drill Mole | Level 4 | Health: 27/45 | ATK: 115 (105 + 10) | DEF: 50 (40 + 10) | SPE: 80 (70 + 10)
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on June 9th, 2019 at 6:15pm
Posted 2019/06/09 at 6:15pm
#16
Jevil's head is successfully torn of!

However he summons FLEX TAPE and starts taping his head back on, before Dos Man blows him the hell up!

Nice job...time for your next opponents....

GENESIS UNIT, ROLL OUT!

And King!
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Beta Shadow
 
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Posted on June 10th, 2019 at 11:24am
Posted 2019/06/10 at 11:24am
#17
Your persistence is starting to annoy me, you know.

Turbo Black tries to run over Collateral Aeon!

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Turbo Black
HP: 176/282 | ATK: 293 v | DEF: 189 | SPD: 436 ^
It doesn't matter who you send out! I will eradicate them all, one by o-

Suddenly, Beta Shadow warps in!

That's great and all, but you can't just have ALL the fun, you know.

Beta Shadow proceeds to warp in front of Buster Rod G and deck him in the face!
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j
 
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Posted on June 10th, 2019 at 12:05pm
Posted 2019/06/10 at 12:05pm
#18
I should probably join in too.
This kind of stuff is only fun if you're involved, after all!


Mighty puts down the popcorn and causes the area around Hyper Storm H to get as hot as a supernova, trying to inflict 3rd degree burns on him so he turns into bacon. mmm bacon
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NintendoPanda101
 
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Posted on June 10th, 2019 at 6:08pm
Posted 2019/06/10 at 6:08pm
#19
Hyper Storm H starts to roll quickly over to Mighty!

Mega Water S attacks Dos Man when he is Dyna Man form, he uses Volt Shield which when hit by the Mega Water, makes Dyna Man explode! Dos Man is currently knocked out...
Mega Water S then slides under L and tries to strangle him!
Never let your guard down idiot!

Buster Rod G swiftly moves to the side, and bashes Beta Shadows head with a stick!
We aren't pushovers like that Jevil guy...

King and Commander Panny start fighting each other!
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RageSwitch
 
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Posted on June 11th, 2019 at 1:43am
Posted 2019/06/11 at 1:43am
#20
I might come back I need to make Sprite adjustments
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