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The Absurd Roleplay

October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
 
Yoshi2019
Yoshi2019
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Some of you (hi Mighty!) might notice I am very active in the Mega Man Maker forums. I made a forum game called Dumb RPG Battles, which is basically an older version of this. Now that that has been done and through (sadly, I never want it to go but it did reincarnate like 12 times) we can avoid making the same mistakes. View that thread for an example of this if you don't understand. Here are the rules:

Be as OP as you want, no joke. The whole point is being OP.
If you are going to make a stupidly large number for damage, use a Google Doc or something so we don't have to scroll through this. (There are 261 pages, but it is slow to load.) If you don't understand how to do it, here is how.

1. Log in to Google Docs using your Gmail account.
2. Create a new document.
3. Type all that nuts.
4. Click on share and go to advanced.
5. Change it from private to anyone on the internet with the link can access.
6. Save.
7. Copy the link.
8. Paste.

Don't use others' characters, it doesn't feel fun when you are not in control. Feel free to rek them though.

Use as much of "but she came back magically" and "but it hit regardless of the ____"

Make up as many characters as you want!

Let's start!

Yoshi challenges you to a battle!
The Absurd Roleplay
Posted by Yoshi2019 on October 12th, 2018 at 8:46pm
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Mighty
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Posted on June 11th, 2019 at 5:08am
Posted 2019/06/11 at 5:08am
#1
Mighty quickly fires 4 superpowered lasers, each one directed to one of the Genesis Unit and King, before jumping over Hyper Storm H and slapping him with a frying pan.
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Gemini Jesus
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Posted on June 11th, 2019 at 6:59am
Posted 2019/06/11 at 6:59am
#2
Buster Rod G bails out from shoving a stick through Beta Shadows skull!
Mega Water S bails from his strangling!
Hyper Storm H bails from his roll, and is injured by the pan! But he barely notices it, and starts blowing Mighty away...he doesn't feel well.
King absorbs the laser and sends Commander Panny flying!
Man down man down!
Meanwhile at Duo and Trios tea party
*sipping his tea* Have you done anything with that Skull Reaper guy?

Not yet...I'm too lazy...
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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on June 11th, 2019 at 11:58am Edited on 2019/06/11 at 12:11pm
Posted 2019/06/11 at 11:58am Edited 2019/06/11 at 12:11pm
#3
Trimarc also joins in on the fight, creating whirlpool below Buster Rod G! Wait a sec, the whirl pool is purple and green for some reason... could it be that he's unleashing the almighty...!?

 DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL DOWNWARD SPIRAL!

(the attack is water-type, by the way.)

Whilst that's going on, Parallel Aeon 1 fires electric crystal spikes at King!

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 Parallel Aeon 1 | Level: 70 Health: 97,000/97,000 | ATK: 1340 | DEF: 1700 | SPE: 1400
 Trimarc | Level: 70 Health: 97,000/97,000 | ATK: 1337 | DEF: 1690 | SPE: 1420
Collateral Aeon takes 34 Damage!
Collateral Aeon takes 5 Damage from the Poison!

Collateral Aeon, Beetle Borg, and Drill Mole all attack!

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 Collateral Aeon (Water Mode) | (Poisoned) | Level 10 | Health: 91/200 | ATK: 186 (150 + 36) | DEF: 302 (150 + 152) | SPE: 190 (150 + 40)
beetle-borg Beetle Borg | Level: 4 | Health: 43/50 | ATK: 40 (30 + 10) | DEF: 85 (75 + 10) | SPE: 105 (95 + 10)
drill-mole Drill Mole | Level 4 | Health: 27/45 | ATK: 115 (105 + 10) | DEF: 50 (40 + 10) | SPE: 80 (70 + 10)
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Beta Shadow
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Posted on June 11th, 2019 at 2:48pm
Posted 2019/06/11 at 2:48pm
#4
Beta Shadow seems to somehow recover from a sick being shoved through his head.

T'was just a flesh wound.

You realize it's possible for you to suffer from some kind of brain damage from that, right?

Ah, shaddup.

Beta Shadow then proceeds to take off his helmet, which seems to have an irreparable hole in it, and proceeds to generate himself a new, more durable one from thin air and putting it on. The helmet seems to be a dark blue color, and the rest of his outfit's appearance changes colors to match.

Now then... Time to stop messing around.

Beta Shadow generates a buster of sorts and attaches it to his arm, then proceeds to launch a barrage of Water- and Freeze-Core attacks at Buster Rod G.
CRITICAL HIT! Collateral Aeon deals 43 Damage!
Beetle Borg deals 21 Damage!
Drill Mole deals 28 Damage!

Just give it up! You can't win!

Turbo Black tries to run over Collateral Aeon and Drill Mole!

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Turbo Black
HP: 131/282 | ATK: 366 | DEF: 189 | SPD: 363
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Gemini Jesus
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Posted on June 11th, 2019 at 10:47pm Edited on 2019/06/11 at 11:00pm
Posted 2019/06/11 at 10:47pm Edited 2019/06/11 at 11:00pm
#5
Pieces of Jevil fall on Turbo Black...seems that explosion went pretty far...
Ah you want to challenge me?
King dashes and attempts to slash parrallel aeon 2!

Mega Water S pulls Buster Rod G out of the whirpool thing, before he is hit by the water which doesnt effect him too much.

Come on get a hold of yourself!

Banana funeral...

Ugh...
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TryHard
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Posted on June 12th, 2019 at 1:42am
Posted 2019/06/12 at 1:42am
#6
Something Froze King before he attempts to slash him then MWS and BRG has been attacked by falling meteors

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RotomSlashBlast
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Posted on June 12th, 2019 at 12:22pm Edited on 2019/06/12 at 12:24pm
Posted 2019/06/12 at 12:22pm Edited 2019/06/12 at 12:24pm
#7
Trimarc dodges the slash!

 Yeah, well the whirlpool is only PART of my Downward Spiral attack! Take a look at THIS *REGGAE'D*!

Trimarc attampts to ram Buster Rod G whilst performing the Downward Spiral!
Parallel Aeon 1 uses the Totally Not Speed Gear in conjunction with the Electric Crystal Spikes!

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 Parallel Aeon 1 | Level: 70 Health: 97,000/97,000 | ATK: 1340 | DEF: 1700 | SPE: 1400
 Trimarc | Level: 70 Health: 97,000/97,000 | ATK: 1337 | DEF: 1690 | SPE: 1420
Drill Mole takes 18 Damage!
Collateral Aeon takes 25 Damage!
Collateral Aeon takes 5 Damage from the Poison!
Drill Mole takes 5 Damage from the poison!

Collateral Aeon guards.
Beetle Borg casts Speed Break on Turbo Black!
Drill Mole casts Defense Break on Turbo Black!

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 Collateral Aeon (Water Mode) | (Poisoned) | Level 10 | Health: 61/200 | ATK: 186 (150 + 36) | DEF: 302 (150 + 152) | SPE: 190 (150 + 40)
beetle-borg Beetle Borg | Level: 4 | Health: 43/50 | ATK: 40 (30 + 10) | DEF: 85 (75 + 10) | SPE: 105 (95 + 10)
drill-mole Drill Mole | Level 4 | Health: 4/45 (DANGER!) | ATK: 115 (105 + 10) | DEF: 50 (40 + 10) | SPE: 80 (70 + 10)
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Gemini Jesus
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Posted on June 12th, 2019 at 3:18pm
Posted 2019/06/12 at 3:18pm
#8
This is getting ridiculous!
Buster Rod G snaps out of it before being rammed and falling into Mega Water S, then the meteors fall!

King is waiting for Buster Rod G to use fire chaser so he can move again.

Commander Panny gets back up,L gets back up, Dos Man gets back up!
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Gemini Jesus
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Posted on June 12th, 2019 at 3:37pm
Posted 2019/06/12 at 3:37pm
#9
(double posting WOOpS)

Memeholes are starting to get a little too common....
The omniverse verrrry slowly is starting to collapse....

Every evil being from every omniverse is attacking...all omniverses are collapsing from the sheer power of the event.

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Beta Shadow
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Posted on June 12th, 2019 at 9:20pm
Posted 2019/06/12 at 9:20pm
#10
Then suddenly, all of existence and reality is unable to hold itself up any more, and just colla











Like, wow. I didn't know what I was expecting when I decided to just let it all happen...
Why, I agree, old friend.

Like, who... Wait a minute, I remember you, man! I thought I, like, banished you! ...Unless...
Indeed... I have been recovering my powers, slowly but surely, using the memeholes that were opening up... I am yet to reach my full power, but it is still enough to escape the fate the rest of the Multi-Omniverse has suffered.
Then I guess it'll be, like, easier for me to walk over your face again, punk, just like I did a million millennias ago, man! Ha ha!
Wait, waitwaitwaitwaitwait. If I wanted to fight you once more, I wouldn't have shown my face. Instead... I came to help you restore everything.
...Wanna, like, run that by me again, man?
Look. Despite everything, I only wanted to rule the Multi-Omniverse. Make them stop doing sports and flips and eating those disgusting vegetables. I never wanted it destroyed.
...Whatever, man. Let's, like, get on with it already.
Now, hold on before you go ahead and just bring back everything, you two.

M-Master Matt!? *Bows to Matt*
Wh-what brings you here, master?
I feel like this needs to be said before you go off and revive everything... Stop and think for a moment. All this destruction in one entire Omniverse, and then all of a sudden, the moment it leaks out onto other Omniverses, everything just starts to cave in? ...This is NOT a coincidence.
So, are you, like, saying that...?
Indeed... This one collection of Universes... The Absurd Roleplay, was it? ...It is FAR too dangerous, and cannot be contained.
Well? What do we do about it?
Simple... We will still revive the entire Multi-Omniverse, and everything that was in it... But this "Absurd Roleplay"? We will NOT bring it back. Ever.

But, like, it has too many outsiders in it. What do we do with them?
They will all be returned to their original universes, or entirely different universes if their home universes were expired or destroyed. In addition, none of them will have any recollection of anything that has happened in this "Absurd Roleplay". This includes that "Jevil" character.
...Well, none except for a certain group.
Wait, really? Who? I swear, if it's that Sportaflop...
Yeah, I would, like, really hate it if El Hermano were one of the exceptions.
Neither of them, actually, since none of them were even involved or aware. The ones who will not forget... Are the Prototypers, or "Reapers" as they seem to call themselves.

Huh? Like, why them, man?
...I am not sure. But somehow, they have exceeded our abilities to wipe memories... But hopefully, that will help with our cause, because hopefully by remembering what happened here, none of them will ever create a universe like this again.
I see... Truly, they have grown far stronger than expected.
...Yeah, man. They sure have...
*Thinking* ...Is this how it feels, man? ...To, like, have pride in someone else for a change...?

*The three then snap in sync, reviving everything... Everything except for the Absurd Roleplay.*




END OF ROLEPLAY
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Gemini Jesus
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Posted on June 13th, 2019 at 8:36am Edited on 2019/06/13 at 8:45am
Posted 2019/06/13 at 8:36am Edited 2019/06/13 at 8:45am
#11
I don't even know how to react to that.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Trio and Duo somehow still have their memories.That tea must have been pretty damn strong

What the HELL just happened? WHO THE HELL DID THIS?...now to slowly remind everyone of whats been happening...


(pssst, by the way the omniverse was FAR from collapsing but ok)
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Yoshi2019
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Posted on June 13th, 2019 at 6:44pm
Posted 2019/06/13 at 6:44pm
#12
Yoshi2019 kicks the ladder down.
"Congratulations Matt, you are now the only one."
Yoshi2019 jumps off.
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TheCreativeEye
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Posted on June 14th, 2019 at 10:32am Edited on 2019/06/14 at 10:52am
Posted 2019/06/14 at 10:32am Edited 2019/06/14 at 10:52am
#13
And I wanted to join back in...
Time to make a V2..?


I'll give this a few days
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Gemini Jesus
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Posted on June 15th, 2019 at 1:55pm
Posted 2019/06/15 at 1:55pm
#14
Thankfully Trio eventually jogs everyones memories and we are back were we left off

The Genesis Unit fight restarts!
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